A word from author:
: This was an idea given to me by Pony-Berserker’s critique of “Anon/human in Equestria” type of comics. He asked, among other things “Why is Anon perfect? Not an average Joe or skinny nerd, or fedora neckbeard?”. I’ve decided to fix this obvious oversight by other authors.
Also, exploiting the “fedora nerd” stereotype was purely for the comedic effect and in reference to P-Bs post. Please don’t kill me, it’s all his fault.
Script by SzafaLesiaka (szafalesiaka.deviantart.com/)
I certainly have no regrets upon cooworking on this project. Dark humour isn't usually my alley, but man was it satysfing to draw this one xD
What follows? A wall and that Celestia obliges us to pay it?
*books it for the train*
Personally, the way I see it, it's that I don't understand the appeal (that some apparently have) in things like pain/death/downward spiral/etc, while so much can already be easily taken from pleasure/life/hopeful struggles/etc.
I suppose, it's evident that a lot could be said and researched about 'what people take from what'.
PP: The human! My Pinkie sense never lie. So, where is he? I wanted to try my cake flavor.
Fluttershy: Hmm. Twilight send him back.
PP: What?! Again?
T: Pinkie! It is better that way. Remember last week?
PP: Oh! Is it because they looked more for me than you?
T: That's not the point! And they were definitely running more for me than you. They were easier to ki-, er banish.
PP: Still saying you "banish" them, huh? Don't you think it's about time that Fluttershy knows the truth?
F: What truth?
T: Are you happy now Pinkie? Now she wants to know.
F: To know about what?
Pinkie took a very deep breath and when she was about to speak, Twilight used a mute spell on her.
F: Um... Was it necessary?
T: Absolutely. Or you.... What?
Pinkie was using cards to talk "Banishment", "Is" "Mur.." Which Twi burned the last one with a laser from her horn before Fluttershy could read it.
Pinkie glared at her purple friend. They she beamed and ran to the sugarcube corner and back with a frosted cake with "Murder" written on it, shocking the other two mares.
F: Y-you... kill them?
T: Nice work Pinkie.
F: W-why would you do that? They are living creatures!!!
Pinkie nudged Twilight and gestured her to give her voice back. She sent her in Canterlot dungeon instead.
Applejack: Sorry sugarcube, but it is necessary. Go ask Rainbow Dash.
T: Fluttershy.... I know it upsets you, but I swear it is for the better g....
: ...good. Huh?
PP: I borrowed somepony's computer and clicked on the link and here I am! Now Twilight, that was not very nice.
T: Not every truth is good to know.
PP: B-but... I have this huge cake I made for the next one who will... appear in.... ten seconds.
F: DON'T YOU DARE BANISH HIM TWILIGHT OR I SWEAR....!
PP: Don't worry Fluttershy. I think this one may be a tiny bit different.
T: I swear Pinkie is this some kind of creepy guy like...
A woman appeared.
T: Uh... Oh.
A: What is it Twilight? Why don't you... you know?
T: Uh... It's a... female and... I don't want Fluttershy to... you know.
Woman: What the.... Huh?
W: PINKIE PIE!
PP: I made this cake just for you!
W: R-really? That's very sweet.
PP: Yep! It's peach, lime, orange and tangerine flavored.
W: Wow! A cake from Pinkie Pie! I'm in heav... Wait a minute. Murder?
She looked at Twilight.
T: Your problem, Pinkie.
PP: Oh. Twilight banished them all.
F: She... she... murdered them.
W: Oh my god!
PP: Don't worry. You're safe now.
PP: B-but... Oh! I feel someone else it coming!
A three hundred guy, with thick glasses, long hairs, wearing a flannel shirt with shorts appeared.
Man: OH MY GOD!!! I'M IN EQUESTRIA AND....
He saw the woman and gasped.
M: Oh my god! And with a hot chick with that?! Hey lady! Want to... populate?
T: Uh... yeah?
W: For the love of g... Celestia, please banish that guy.
T: What? But Fluttershy...
The guy ran in their direction.
W: NOW, PLEASE!!!
She "banished" him.
T: What? She asked me to!
W: Thank goodness. It's for the better. Well, now let's go eat that cake Pinkie.
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Desperate times calls for desperate measures, hey, Twilight?...
Excellent funny comic, SMPJ.
Oh wait, no it doesn't. It's safer not to know...
but this quick solution is super effective too